HI EVERYONE.

IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I AM CHRISTINA DION. LOVE ME, IGNORANT MASSES! LOVE ME I SAY! I SHALL MESMERIZE THEE WHICH CHEESY BALLADS AND PHOTOS OF MY 85-YEAR-OLD HUSBAND! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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